Thursday, June 08, 2006
Saturday, June 03, 2006
Keep it Real
Wise extended the invitation and I am more than happy to...
Keep it Real...
1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
I would be the CEO of a Fortune 50 company, and President of an adoption agency.
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
Hmmm.. the Mayor of New Orleans, Ray Nagin, for his lack of leadership during and after Hurricane Katrina. Bush for continuing to read about some damn goat after hearing about the terrorist attacks on the WTC. I might throw a slap on Ashanti, Kobe Bryant, Fergie, Jessica Alba, and Paris Hilton just because I could.
3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?
Throwing away my rabbit about a year ago.
4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
Now this answer depends on my relationship status... suppose I am single and I have no choice but to give up good sex. As of right now I will give up good music. I I I need that good sex.
5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?
Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?
Common Sense and some ass.
6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?
Kicker without a doubt. He knows his liquor...and his conversations are not too bad :D
7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won't count against you. Duh.)
My mind has drawn a blank.
8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
I will definitely pack:
1. Chromatic ... a reggae compilation CD
2. Lauryn Hill ... The Miseducation
and I will burn:
3. A Hip Hop CD
4. A R and B CD
5. And steal a Soca CD from my girlfriend
9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Have them bury me.
10. What's your biggest insecurity?
Failure ... both professional and personal.
11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them? (And I swear to God, don't be saying mine just cuz I'm the one asking...unless of course you really mean it. lol)
lol .. my own .. I tend to forget what I said the day before.
12. When's the last time you peed your pants?
I really can't remember .. maybe teen years.
13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
Hmm .. the first kiss was some years ago and it really wasnt a wow moment .. the first paycheck wasnt too wow either .. so I would go with the greater of the two and say first kiss... but it really wasnt all that.
14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
No I don't. Yes I do
15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?
Well I would stay quiet but hey if you are going to pay me to stay quiet then I might as well make a grand in the process.
16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
Eyebrows...
17. What makes you angry?
These here things
Failure
Dishonesty esp. in a relationship
Noise :S
Pussies
18. What makes you horny?
This list can go on forever:
Rain
A Shower
Doing the dishes
Standing naked in front of a fill length mirror
Cuddling
Feeling a full erection against my ass at the crack of dawn
Sex
Sweet phone calls from a special someone
Intelligence
Bandy Legs
A man that can "check" me -- now don't start checking me left, right, and center
19. What makes you nervous?
Being left alone in a closed area with someone I have met for the first time ... hate it!
Losing control of any situation
Phone calls from my siblings or mother way too early in the morning
The Po Po
20. What makes you smile?
A call from Mommy
A call from a special someone
Friends yelling at me b/c they think I'm too spoil
Soca
Carnival
Seeing an old friend
Winning
Sex
To every reader of this blog ... consider yourself tagged :D
Keep it Real...
1. If you could be doing what you really want to be doing for a living, what would it be?
I would be the CEO of a Fortune 50 company, and President of an adoption agency.
2. If you could slap the shit out of any famous person, alive or dead, who would it be?
Hmmm.. the Mayor of New Orleans, Ray Nagin, for his lack of leadership during and after Hurricane Katrina. Bush for continuing to read about some damn goat after hearing about the terrorist attacks on the WTC. I might throw a slap on Ashanti, Kobe Bryant, Fergie, Jessica Alba, and Paris Hilton just because I could.
3. What's the dumbest decision you've made in the past 5 years?
Throwing away my rabbit about a year ago.
4. Give up one for a year: (good) sex or (good) music.
Now this answer depends on my relationship status... suppose I am single and I have no choice but to give up good sex. As of right now I will give up good music. I I I need that good sex.
5. Dudes, would you rather have a big dick or a great sense of humor?
Ladies, nice tits & azz or common sense?
Common Sense and some ass.
6. So you've been invited to an all expense paid Blogger Prom in The Bahamas. You're sitting at the bar on the beach. Which blogger do you want to join you for hours of good convo?
Kicker without a doubt. He knows his liquor...and his conversations are not too bad :D
7. Which blogger would you most like to cuddle with on the beach? (and don't defer to your current signif other either. Infidelity won't count against you. Duh.)
My mind has drawn a blank.
8. You're going on a 5 hour road trip...which 5 CDs do you bring?
I will definitely pack:
1. Chromatic ... a reggae compilation CD
2. Lauryn Hill ... The Miseducation
and I will burn:
3. A Hip Hop CD
4. A R and B CD
5. And steal a Soca CD from my girlfriend
9. Would you rather bury your children young or have your children bury you young?
Have them bury me.
10. What's your biggest insecurity?
Failure ... both professional and personal.
11.What's the first blog you read every day...or however often you read them? (And I swear to God, don't be saying mine just cuz I'm the one asking...unless of course you really mean it. lol)
lol .. my own .. I tend to forget what I said the day before.
12. When's the last time you peed your pants?
I really can't remember .. maybe teen years.
13. Which was better, your first kiss or your first pay check?
Hmm .. the first kiss was some years ago and it really wasnt a wow moment .. the first paycheck wasnt too wow either .. so I would go with the greater of the two and say first kiss... but it really wasnt all that.
14. Do you have kids? Want kids?
No I don't. Yes I do
15. You get dropped off at home after the office holiday party by your bitch azz boss that you can't effing stand...you exit the car and he peels out, runs a red light at your corner and rolls up an unsuspecting midget. The next day the midget watch groups are on TV outraged at the heartless hit and run, and are calling for any witnesses to please come fwd...that half dead midget has a family at home waiting on C-mas presents. Would you take $1000 hush money? $500? $100? A six pack?
Well I would stay quiet but hey if you are going to pay me to stay quiet then I might as well make a grand in the process.
16. Live the rest of your life without your eyebrows or your fingernails?
Eyebrows...
17. What makes you angry?
These here things
Failure
Dishonesty esp. in a relationship
Noise :S
Pussies
18. What makes you horny?
This list can go on forever:
Rain
A Shower
Doing the dishes
Standing naked in front of a fill length mirror
Cuddling
Feeling a full erection against my ass at the crack of dawn
Sex
Sweet phone calls from a special someone
Intelligence
Bandy Legs
A man that can "check" me -- now don't start checking me left, right, and center
19. What makes you nervous?
Being left alone in a closed area with someone I have met for the first time ... hate it!
Losing control of any situation
Phone calls from my siblings or mother way too early in the morning
The Po Po
20. What makes you smile?
A call from Mommy
A call from a special someone
Friends yelling at me b/c they think I'm too spoil
Soca
Carnival
Seeing an old friend
Winning
Sex
To every reader of this blog ... consider yourself tagged :D
Thursday, June 01, 2006
Pet Peeves... Things that piss me to hell off
In no particular order ... and intended for no particular person .. these are the things that make me itch on the rare occassions that I allow them to...
10. Fellas that find it necessary to touch me in the club .. Hello! you do not have to touch me to ask for an excuse... and do I look like I want to dance .. ahmm with you :D
9. People from Tobago who would ask me my name.. then on the rare occasions that I mention my surname they would say .. Or you rich man! :| I am?
8. I hate when I go home for a little holidays and people that I never associated with before in my life feel the need to walk up to me and start ole talk .. So what you doing in foreign.. You pick up a whitey over dey? :|:| Do I know you?
7. Women with all talk and no action.. Oh if he ever cheats on me I am leaving … I forgave him the 5 times before but if he does it again I am gone this time for real …. Beyatch Yeahhhhh right … Why are you even complaining when you are cheating on him too?!
6. Fellas that just do not get the point… You call I do not respond .. You call again and I do not respond .. hint hint .. gimme a break! A sweet piece of Karma will hit me for this one!
5. Cheaters… Males and Females... I just don’t see the sense... All the sneaking... The back biting and dishonesty... For what! Shit I don’t have the time to waste on all that drama… I rather the simplicity... Just give me a faithful someone I am happy with and let me chill..
4. Mouth Runners .. always talking about what we as a people need to do to change ... ask them what they doing ... People like Haki Madhabuti and Tavis Smiley who preach black unity and the development of the African - American race yet the minute they have the opportunity to foster what they preach they run to a Caucasian owned book distribution company :S
3. People that feel the need to tell you what they think you should do without you asking.. Did I ask you for your opinion ? Nah did I ?
2. Return my frigging calls....If you see a missed call on your phone damnit return the call..How the hell can you see that I called you and not call me back man! And don't say you didnt see it! .. you have frigging Caller ID!!!!
1. Bond Breakers ... Your word is your bond.. Do not tell me you are going to do something then do the exact opposite or nothing at all .. worse yet if you act like you never said you were going to do it in the first place steupsssssssssssss
10. Fellas that find it necessary to touch me in the club .. Hello! you do not have to touch me to ask for an excuse... and do I look like I want to dance .. ahmm with you :D
9. People from Tobago who would ask me my name.. then on the rare occasions that I mention my surname they would say .. Or you rich man! :| I am?
8. I hate when I go home for a little holidays and people that I never associated with before in my life feel the need to walk up to me and start ole talk .. So what you doing in foreign.. You pick up a whitey over dey? :|:| Do I know you?
7. Women with all talk and no action.. Oh if he ever cheats on me I am leaving … I forgave him the 5 times before but if he does it again I am gone this time for real …. Beyatch Yeahhhhh right … Why are you even complaining when you are cheating on him too?!
6. Fellas that just do not get the point… You call I do not respond .. You call again and I do not respond .. hint hint .. gimme a break! A sweet piece of Karma will hit me for this one!
5. Cheaters… Males and Females... I just don’t see the sense... All the sneaking... The back biting and dishonesty... For what! Shit I don’t have the time to waste on all that drama… I rather the simplicity... Just give me a faithful someone I am happy with and let me chill..
4. Mouth Runners .. always talking about what we as a people need to do to change ... ask them what they doing ... People like Haki Madhabuti and Tavis Smiley who preach black unity and the development of the African - American race yet the minute they have the opportunity to foster what they preach they run to a Caucasian owned book distribution company :S
3. People that feel the need to tell you what they think you should do without you asking.. Did I ask you for your opinion ? Nah did I ?
2. Return my frigging calls....If you see a missed call on your phone damnit return the call..How the hell can you see that I called you and not call me back man! And don't say you didnt see it! .. you have frigging Caller ID!!!!
1. Bond Breakers ... Your word is your bond.. Do not tell me you are going to do something then do the exact opposite or nothing at all .. worse yet if you act like you never said you were going to do it in the first place steupsssssssssssss
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